all right. lots of msn convo juz now. mass chat wid the queenies, friends and all. omg. imagine me coughing and typing all the way. hahaz!
ALL RIGHT! I'M GOING TO WATCH IRONMAN!!! LIKE FINALLY!!! hahaz. wid edwin... but, have to ask if jun wei and des free or not also.. hahaz! i had wanted to watch alone at first, coz it seems like everyone already watched ironman!! =/ sad horz?!
still got the What Happens in Vegas. OMG. ASHTON KUTCHER and CAMERON DIAZ. both damn hot. i wanna watch this alone also! me, watching a COMEDY alone. hahaz! nv do this before lehz. wanna try. but sad lehz. u nv know, later i cry, instead of laugh in the cinema. hmm...
well... a "short" insight of the queenies mass convo for ur pleasure! hahaz!
credit goes to jing wen. http://www.freewebs.com/mulif/myreallyboringlife.htm
hahaz! well, i lazy to blog. so, yea... copied the whole lot from jw.
NOTE: i edited the names! they're different from jw's. hahaz! i'm sure the other queens are HAPPY! HAHAZ! =P
(and if u realise, there's only 4 queenies, who are internship-less in this convo. here goes...)
For the first time in our 2-year friendship, the queenies had a mass conversation.
As usual, we were lamenting on our inability to secure a job for our SIP (for those of you who don't know it is STUDENT INTERNSHIP PROGRAM which we all have to select companies to work for, Why can't they just allocate us? or Let us choose and ballot? like what parents are doing for primary 1 enrollment program?) Well, as usual again, we let our imagination drift so far away that the following conversation took place:
* note: conversations have been altered to hide some embarrasing information and to shorten the length. If I were to post the actual conversation, the scroll bar at the side will become so small that you cannot see*
* disclaimer: the following conversation is not suitable for our potential boyfriends/husbands/admirers
* disclaimer: names have been changed to protect our identities
BHB: I can't stand the wait for SIP companies to reply. I love to have direct answers. If you want me then tell me. Maybe that is why I don't have a boyfriend cause I cannot stand those kind of wait from friends to bf.
PiWife: Wa.. this can also link to boyfriend
KWife: lolxxx (usual. try something new lar KWife)
BHB: Eh, I got Stanley liao.(here we go for a short commercial break. Stanley here refers to Stanley Ho, the tycoon of Macau casinos. He has a networth of 6.5 billion acording to Forbes and is the number 84 richest person in the world of 2985208350298340928340238 billion people)
PiWife: Who is Stanley? New eyecandy ar? So fast Change? (eh hello PiWife, try to use nice engloo can?)
KWife: 1 week 1 new eye candy...
CGWife: Haahaaa. Stanley's son you mean? Just kidding (hmm where's the joke?)
PiWife: Who is Stanley? Got son already(here we go for a short commercial break as BHB showed them a link to the vital stats of Stanley Ho found here: http://www.forbes.com/lists/2006/10/UMEN.html)
BHB: Stanley is the tycoon in Macau. He has a son and please he has 4 wives (so much for monogamy)
CGWife: Never mind lar. Anw you only want the assets ma (well said!) and build your office in a castle and your staff can call you nu wang (which means queen in mandarin)
BHB: I show you his picture. (again refer to above link)
BHB: If I can have his fortune, I can fulfill me dreams of building my office in a castle with a draw bridge. Everyday have tea with lizzi (nickname for queen elizabeth) at buckingham palace, play golf with (prince) william and harry then go to red carpet events with george clooney
PiWife: sigh
CGWife: Come back to reality. (after seeing the picture)
PiWife: Wah lao. Super lao lahz!
BHB: eh people tycoon, how young do you want him to be?
PiWife: he's 86 Years old OMG.
BHB: oh hell, you mean he's that old
KWife: come back come back
CGWife: Congrats BHB. You can inherit his assets
BHB: No lar, not so old. Wiki is a hoax. According to forbes, he's 84!
KWife: Fantasizing over great grandpa!!! soon will get assets liao
BHB: and guess wat, I have to fight with his 17 children and 4 wives for his 6.5 billion assets
KWife: You have to kill the other 4 wives first
PiWife: aiya, he got so much $$$, share also a lot wad. At least got millions!(after busy calculations from KWife)(meanwhile)
CGWife: must give us some
KWife: 30 Million!
PiWife: Wah, I am not greedy. Give me 1 million can liaoz. haaa (sure, you're not greedy:P)
CGWife: Haha I also
PiWife: Share with queenies! wooo 1 Million each!
CGWife: Sexy sexy sexy
PiWife: you still got a lot to spare haaa (well if i share with the queenies 1 million each i am left with 25 million)
KWife: Me too.Sherlock Holmes: must give us or else tall one will kill you
PiWife: those not here not counted.. haaa. dun nd take (so sorry ms lioness and ms samsui). Share with me, KWife and CGWife
HERE IS THE START OF EVIL PLAN
kwife: wave the cash in front of them especially ms lioness
bhb: OMG then I no need to write resumes and coverletters for the resot of my lives. I will take like 1000 dollars, change to 1 cent coins and throw at SIP companies that reject me.. muhaahaaaa
cgwife: Ask us along to throw leh
kwife: Then can bury the whole building. Throw at the HRSherlock Holmes: Like very fun!
Piwife: Lame! I rather spend the money to go eat till like pig and then spend money on slimming centers (Piwife, you have a very confused personality i think)
bhb: OMG bury the whole building waste my money. I build my castle office next to them. then everyday I get my hot six-pac tight butt hunky bodyguards who will be clad in hot leopard skins to carry me into my throne through the draw bridge
kwife: then your B****** le?
Piwife: he's her xiao bai lian
bhb: Then I send my body guard to capture B****** and all my eye candies and chain them to a specially built dungeon
Piwife: Then get KS and burn his mouth using fats to punish him for suan-ning you
bhb: No no no. Tie KS to the chair then keep feeding him. and don't let him exercise then put a mirror in front of him and let him see himself grow fatmuhaahaaahaahahahahahaa *evil laughter*
Piwife: Omg
END OF EVIL PLAN
tt's all for today! well! all queenies are happy i tink?! but sore eyes for ppl reading this entry. hahaz!
okie! time for medicine and slp!! nitez! =D
